Wouldn't work. You should rather conquer us all, expose the rotten system and impose your way to 'soft-reset' humanity.
My bet with The_Liquid_Laser: I think the Switch won't surpass the PS2 as the best selling system of all time. If it does, I'll play a game of a list that The_Liquid_Laser will provide, I will have to play it for 50 hours or complete it, whatever comes first.