So my Switch's Power Cord just died after six months of use...

[d21lewis]

OP: "My Switch won't charge."

Nintendo Customer Service: "Have you tried moving into a new house?'

OP: "Hold on one second." *moves* "Okay. That seems to have solved the problem."

Nintendo: "Great. Now if you'll stay on the line, there's a brief survey that---"

OP: *hangs up*