super_etecoon on 30 August 2019
| d21lewis said: I'm terrified of dancing in public after an incident when I was young and went to a club. I danced so badly that the lady who asked me to dance just "danced away" from me and disappeared into the crowd. At my wedding I was supposed to dance with my wife. Luckily the DJ's equipment malfunctioned. I acted disappointed but that freak accident may have saved my marriage! |
They say "dance like no one is watching." They suggest that no one cares enough to notice you dancing. But then you realize that all those people are liars. People (especially women) love to make fun of bad dancers. It's like a past time for them. The joy they receive from watching me attempt to act natural is akin to the joy I receive from saving the princess for the umpteenth time.
We are right to be afraid...we should be.
