wow...these are some really hilarious, and touching details about your guys' life. Thanks for sharing and for being so open.
When I was two I decided to sit in a pot used for planting. And I got stuck. Instead of pulling me free from my misery my parents went and got their camera and snapped a great photo of me screaming bloody murder naked in a pot. That picture was developed and placed in a large wooden collage with other more happy family pictures and was one of the first baby pictures I ever saw of myself when I was actually able to process information. If I hadn't been born in the 70s it would have ended up on Facebook, so at least there's that.