Why isn't samus in a mario kart game?

[fkusumot]

It's Kart dude. I mean, that would be like retarded. Like, could you imagine Snake in Brawl or something dumb like that? "Look! I can hide under a box!" I mean, Snake is cool but if he were in Kart then he would just be driving around trying to hit on Samus. Is that what you want? Really?

Cool TAG you have there, sc94597.