So, fucking girls with no strings. Hmmm... I figured it would be funnier if it was something like this.
A short play: Porking on a Friday Night
Guy 1: I’m fucking bored, anyone got ideas?
Guy 2: Yeah, let’s go out porking tonight! Always a fun time!
Guy 3: I can bring my weighing scale if you hook us up with the hotel room.
Guy 1: So tonight is not just the total number like last time?
Guy 3: We can do that! But if you can get her on the scale, largest whale harpooned gets the victory!
Guy 2: wanna put some cash in the pot?
Guy 1: How about drugs?
Guy 2: Yeah! Drugs are so fucking cool! Awesome all set!
Porking: when bros get together form an immoral contest, usually over a prize of drugs, to see how many fat women they can fuck in a night, bonus point for whoever weighs in the heaviest.
Guy 3: And the losers spitroast the biggest weigh in! Whoever actually accepts such a humiliation wouldn’t have an issue.
Guy 1: The third videotapes and outs it up on pornhub. Go to this thread to get a free username: http://gamrconnect.vgchartz.com/thread.php?id=238360&page=5#0
Guy2: We really are going to hell for this, aren’t we?
Guy1: Yup, Stealing’s a sin
Last edited by Jumpin - on 27 January 2019I describe myself as a little dose of toxic masculinity.
