Welp, it's not your cup of tea and that's perfectly ok. In the end it is always subjective if you like a certain game or not. I for example hate Bioshock with a passion and I don't care how many good reviews it got. I also friggin' love Final Fantasy XIII and couldn't care less about the fact that just about every other person on the planet hates the game.
So don't worry about it. Just play something else and, most importantly, have fun!
Official member of VGC's Nintendo family, approved by the one and only RolStoppable. I feel honored.