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d21lewis said:
This site is comfort food. Too many good people from every walk of life, here. I dare say conversing with you all and learning from a multitude of perspectives has made me a better person.
Oh, I'm still a piece of shit but I'm just a little nugget. I used to be a wet steamy turd.

Wet steamy turd?  More like explosive diarrhea.  Just playing with you.  Although I do like your little nugget description.  Like that nugget that plops out cleanly that requires no wipping.  Rarely happens but when it does it is awesome.  I view myself as a submarine or stealth turd.  You know that turd that is so solid that it drops down the hole without even flushing.  You look down and wonder to yourself did I just shit.  Where did it go?