Why a Joy-Con-less Switch model is a terrible idea

[Helloplite]

TheMisterManGuy said:

Helloplite said:
The OT seems to assume automatically that attached joycons means you somehow can't still buy detachable joycons with the same functionality as before. Why would Nintendo remove Bluetooth from such a model?

There would be no functionality loss whatsoever.

Well I hope those kiddos are okay with paying $80 for a pair of Joy-Con vs having that functionality out of the box. 

Not an actual argument. It's the same thing for many other products. Parents who have more than one child will likely buy them, especially if the system is cheaper.