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Had me for a bit. I'm glad I kept reading. After the first sentence, I assumed a messaging feature was incoming. After the first paragraph I was ready to get dressed up in Santa outfit and kick pigeons. Caught on shortly after that.



- "If you have the heart of a true winner, you can always get more pissed off than some other asshole."