Nintendo. Anti-Consumer.

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Cerebralbore101 said:

I've had a change of heart. I agree 100% with OP. 

I always save on the cloud and never save on my system? Why? Because I want to preserve that precious 200 MB of space for games! Why, by saving to the cloud I could save 5% of my Switch's harddrive space! But Nintendo locks that behind a greedy $1.66 monthly paywall, and then deletes your save files if you don't continue to pony up! I could invest that money into stocks and bonds, so in 20 years I'd have $700, but nooooo. I gotta give it to Nintendo! Those fucking Robber Barrons! 

I'm more than happy to shell out $60 a month for XBL services so I can play Fortnite, and PUBG, but why would I do that on Switch? Fortnite is except from Nintendo's Online Service so I can just keep playing that. Nintendo doesn't have any good FPS games anyway! Sure, there's Splatoon with its revolutionary methods of zone control, movement, and gyro aiming, but I can't play that because it looks like a kids' game! I want to play as an Office Worker wearing a welding helmet that blocks 99% of my vision, not as a Squidkid! 

Also, all games prior to 2010 are trash! Except of course counterstrike, but that's only because of mods. So Nintendo can have their NES titles, with new features and whatnot. Might as well offer up Atari games, while they're at it! There's no difference between the two anyway. 

Switch lacks the ability to share zip files, photos, word docs, tax forms, legal documents, and browse the internet with Edge! I mean EDGE! Firefox and Chrome are just so much worse and slower! Why doesn't Nintendo get with the times and add these features? I mean, I never play actual videogames on my consoles anyway! I do tax work, and pay $2.99 to rent a movie that was made decades ago. Well anyway, that's why I'm selling my Switch and getting an XB1! 

P.S. SONY DOESN"T FUCKING ALLOW CROSSPLAY! THAT"S UTTER FUCKING BS!!! 

I agree with about 50% of this post. Splatoon does look like a stupid baby game. But why do you call it revolutionary? Was that sarcasm?