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Ok so I don't believe in ghosts, but if you've got one then at least it seems helpful. It's opening and closing doors for you, tidying up your drinks and putting them back in the fridge. It even turns the lights off when it's done.

Maybe try to make friends with it, seems like if it was hostile it would have killed you years ago. It's already being helpful, if you just break the ice you might have a cool new friend. Wait, you say it's a woman, is she hot? If you end up getting a ghost bj you have to tell us.