Ah, Dirge of Cerberus, turning the techno/steam punkish themed world of FF7 into a 13 year old girl's emo/goth drama fantasy... a relatively fun game, pity they tried to give it a story in anyway related to FF7 or call it Final Fantasy game to begin with. Pity the only game Square/Sony ever bothered putting more than 3 dollars towards voice acting was FFXII. God forbid we have the option to play the game in the original japanese with subtitles if they're not going to take the english voice acting seriously.
Perhaps some of the FF7 spin-offs will be good, they sure look good, but too bad I don't have a cell phone to play the majority of them on. I'm sure all of the ones on PSP will be awesome too assuming they're ever released in the next ten years...
Also, why leave any part of the original FF7 back story to the graces of player interpretation or flashbacks when you can just whore it out by giving it its own game. Thanks Square, thanks. I mean what next? A Side Scrolling Platformer to explain how Cait Sith's body and Mog doll were manufactured? A lifestyle game for the DS where you play Hojo as a college student learning chemistry with the Stylus? A Puzzle Fighting game to explain how Tifa got her first training bra (or better yet an explanation as to why they chose to downgrade her breast size in the new games, those dickless cowards)?
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