I would love to be in a room with whoever comes up with this stuff.
"Well, the numbers are in."
"How are we doing?"
"Could be better. Could be worse. Not great."
"Ok, lets start from the top and work our way back. How does it stack up against our other first party games? Can we use that angle?"
"Ummm, well, it sits pretty low on the list."
"Ok, how about, first party within the current gen?"
"Still not all that great. I don't think we can spin that."
"Ok... wait... what about this."
"Dear god..."
"What about... first party, within the same gen... and....."
"And what?"
"...and NEW IP! Huh? Huh?"
"*Sigh*... (checks the data)... Yeah, we're good there."
"Yuuussss! *fist pump*... Ok, get that to our PR guys and spin the shit out of it!"
"*Sigh*... fuck..."
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