The Marvelous Marvel Rewatch (Now Playing: Avengers: Infinity War)

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mZuzek said:

Poll is lacking some options, huh? Unless you're planning to do another one for Vol. 2, of course.

Anyways, I finally began to catch up, and well, I... almost regret it already.

I just saw Thor: The Dark World and I am very surprised. I had this one down as a 5/10, and I really didn't want to deviate from that score because I don't think I'm giving it to any other movie here, but holy mother of god this one was much worse than I remembered (not that they were very fond memories to begin with).

I don't really wanna say much. This movie is about as bland and lifeless as it can get, besides being a jumbled mess of scenes slapped together for no purpose other than to keep the ridiculously in-credible plot going on. That's what it is, really. Just a lot of shit happening all the time, none of it makes any sense, and your only options are to either quit watching it or accept that you will lose a lot of brain cells.

...yeah, it was an absolute snorefest. Look, I'll give it 2 points for that half-second shot of Thor and the Dark Elf dude (forgot his name already, unbelievable!) falling outside an office's window and screaming - that was probably the only entertaining thing in the whole movie, for real - and another 1 point for that post-credits scene involving characters from a much better film.

So that's it, 3/10. Can't give it any higher when I only enjoyed half a second, can I?

Well at least next up will be Winter Soldier, so I can be a little relieved now. I don't think I'm gonna get the chance to see Black Panther in theaters by the way.

Edit: oh yeah and the dude's called Malakith (I guess that's how you type it?). I remembered it yay!

It's all uphill from here! So that's something