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CrazyGamer2017 on 25 February 2018
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VGPolyglot said:
CrazyGamer2017 said:

Ok I just checked a review of that game. The main character is a psychopath that murders everyone he encounters in the street.

In what universe do you think I have even remotely anything to do with such a person?

In this post right here you mention wanting to destroy the planet

http://gamrconnect.vgchartz.com/post.php?id=8732007

Oh I see, guilty as charged I guess

But in my defense you said "with all of my posts on this site" and this is just one guilty post. 99.9% of my posts do not mention the destruction of this planet.

Also I admit wanting to destroy this planet, I even mailed CERN demanding in a threatening manner that they provide me with large quantities of anti-matter so that I could carry out my nefarious plans of destroying this world. But I must say they never came through for my evil demands and I never got a reply from them. This shows that you cannot count on CERN to obtain anti-matter should you ever wish to destroy mankind. They're not very reliable people I must say.

So I'm in a bit of a pickle as I have no other means of obtaining anti-matter and as a consequence I am stuck here with all 7 billion humans and so I must somehow make do with the rest of you folks. And since I cannot destroy this planet I am not guilty of the act and thus I cannot be held responsible for it and punished. Though one could argue that me being stuck on this planet is punishment in and of itself.

So that's the story of my evil endeavors, in the end it's just a dud.