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I’ll be 36 in August but everyone swears I’m 20-25. Some even say 19. They’re shocked when I tell them I’ll be 40 in 4 years. I still have to show my ID if I ever buy beer. But I know I’m getting old regardless if my body shows it or not.

My back hurts all the time, crows feet, hates today’s music, tv shows, games and movies. Hate the way all the kids today have to abbreviate everything on the internet and I have no idea what they’re talking about.