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My Mii is in the medium class, and I only drive in the Wild Wing, so I go back and forth between racing as Rubang and as Daisy. Every once in a while I'll toss in a Birdo to mix it up.

In a new Mario Kart, I'd want A FUCKING GOOMBA. Is that too much to ask? We have a Koopa Troopa, we had a Paratroopa (I want him back too), and now we even have Dry Bones. We've had piranha plants in Mario Golf and such, but where the hell are the Goombas?

Oh, and I WANT PAULINE. She'd flesh out the ladies section to an even 4: Pauline, Peach, Daisy, Rosalina. And she's waaaay hotter than any of them.

And I agree with Fawful.

Goomba, Paratroopa, Piranha Plant, Pauline, Fawful, WART.