Switch will be discontinued, so that the people who predicted that the Switch will bomb harder than the Wii U will be correct.
Wii U 2 announced, featuring the most confusing ad, and every wrong business decision is made for the next five years.
Star Fox Zero 2, the Retelling of Andross confirmed, featuring Wii Fit Balance Board controls, and Peppy says nothing but "Do a Barrel Roll" the entire game.
Federation Force 2 is the final 3DS game.
Nintendo is now 3rd party.
Nintendo makes another console along the Wii U that is just a generic PC case with watercooled SLI GTX 1080s.
Super Smash Bros 5 is confirmed, featuring Brawl tripping and non-existent hitstun; Joker from Persona 5 is a guest character.
"Just for comparison Uncharted 4 was 20x bigger than Splatoon 2. This shows the huge difference between Sony's first-party games and Nintendo's first-party games."
