Welp, time to put a hold on masturbation

[Xen]

Ganoncrotch said:

Xen said:

Haha. I really wish I could answer as to "why", but both ways are legitimate... doubt that is the cause of his problems though.

Dunno lol, my first thought when I read it was him rubbing the outside of a pair of pants which had something like a box cutter in the pocket... see.. then it's better to make sure there is nothing between hand and gland!

I wish that expression was a common thing, then his doctor could seriously say it to him