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Crazy how big disney is..... and how its run these days, but still manages to rake in the cash.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXBJIZ1NXFU

(watch the entire thing, but mainly from 1m40 onwards)

 

M-I-C
I rock the mic properly
K-E-Y
Turning Profits? I've got the key
I'm the juggernaut
- of stacking knots unstoppably
The DisneyLand-lord
of your intellectually property
So get back to work
that's my dime you're wasting
I didn't buy you for billions
so you could play around debating!
You belong to Disney
Which means you stay busy
cranking out magic
and assembly line whimsy
Artists begging me to stop?
I wont let' em!
Labor conditions in my shop?
I don't Sweat'em!
I'm powerfull enough to
make a mouse gigantic
with only 3 circles I dominate the planet
clearly there's nobody near me
Im owning this battle...
Infact I own the this whole series (epic rap battles of history, and they do)
So hop on my steamboat boys
BUT don't rock it!
I'll put a smile on your face
and green in your pocket
you'll be safe and insured
when you're under my employ
NOW LOOK AT IT
gaze upon my empire of joy!

 

by far the best epic rap battle song.

Last edited by JRPGfan - on 30 December 2017