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All I'm saying is if I can project myself all the way across the galaxy and look anyway I want to look, all they're going to remember about me is my huge penis.

Luke didn't do that.

 

Edit: (I wanted to tweet this but my wife doesn't like be tweeting about my penis.)

He could have, but he didn't. And for that, he's still my hero.