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Next, on Episode 9:

- Leia becomes a super powerful Jedi and starts flying along with the xwings on space to battle the empire, also shoots laser beans with her eyes
- Finn starts trainning to be a Jedi with Leia, but Rose steals his lightsaber and becomes a full powerful Jedi in 5 minutes, go on a sidequest with Finn to free the Kids in the casino town, also riding those wird dogs/horses
- Po does not becomes the captain, instead another woman wearing crazy hair and high heels becomes his boss
- Rey develops a romance with Kylo and the movie revolves around their unfulfilled love since he wants to of course rule the world.
- Snoke`s son appears out of nowhere and takes kylo out of the leadership in the empire. Also dies being destroyed by a laser bean from Leia during a fight scene.
- Leia dies of screen, its just mentioned by Po new boss that she disapeered and nobody knows where she went.
- Jar Jar binks returns ressurected by the force and forms the "comic relief armada" along with the 3 droids, rose chewie and the crazy penguin (I actually like him)

Will make 2 billions, break several records. Will be praised for breaking new grounds in the franchise. SW fans who criticize the movie will be called trolls or crazy 50 year old nerds who cannot evolve. People will also say the original movies had the same problems.