Jumpin said:
The lamer the better. Porn needs some sort of fucked up comedy in it. My favourite line from recent times involved a door to door religious conservative woman. A horny lesbian with large... assets opens the door. At one point, the lesbian pulls out her knockers and forces the other's head into them, and then the line from the religious woman: "Wow! The Lord has blessed you." had me chuckling. Yet the line that really made it was when they got into the action and the religious woman yelled out: "The Lord's gonna kill me!" |
I remember a video about a girl who visited a friend of hers. She heard him speaking to someone on the phone. He said that his wife wants to have sex with him, but he doesn't know how to do it.
In the next scene, the girl is lying on the bench, with a step-by-step plan of how to fuck her written on her butt. He asked her if that wouldn't be cheating, and she replied: "It's not cheating if it's a different hole."
It was so lame, yet hilarious.
