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Zkuq said:

I think I'll never understand why people care about the language in porn. For the most part, you'll be hearing only dirty talk, if even that, and limiting yourself to a specific language is pretty restricting.

When I watch a porn video, I absolutely need some sort of story (no matter how lame).

The lamer the better. Porn needs some sort of fucked up comedy in it.

My favourite line from recent times involved a door to door religious conservative woman. A horny lesbian with large... assets opens the door.
The religious woman keeps going on about how the lesbian has to accept "The Lord" into her life. She keeps mentioning "The Lord."

At one point, the lesbian pulls out her knockers and forces the other's head into them, and then the line from the religious woman: "Wow! The Lord has blessed you." had me chuckling. Yet the line that really made it was when they got into the action and the religious woman yelled out: "The Lord's gonna kill me!"