Does Canada actually exist?

[Flilix]

CaptainExplosion said:

Flilix said:

You should elect your own Trump. Maybe then people will finally start to notice you.

*slams an axe right into your face* Now I've comitted murder. Notice us now, Yankee Douchebag? =P

I'm still alive though. Which basically confirms that Canada isn't real. Also, I might be a douchebag, but not a Yankee.