Stereotypes of Fanboys

[Final-Fan]

Fernando said:

What is your opinion? In my opinion:

Nintendo Fanboys: Loves Nintendo first party game. Easy going person, don't curse a lot. Between 20 to 30 years old. A little innocent, like Lemmy, from the webcomic F@NBOYS.

Sony Fanboys: Agressive. Say a lot of bad words and curse a lot. Doesn't like that Nintendo beat Sony every week. Generally are under 20, because almost everyone started with the PSX.

Microsoft Fanboys: Generally neutrals, between 20 to 30 too. Loves FPS and M games. Almost doesn't like RPGs.

What is your personal opinion?

To start:  Under 20 because they started with the PSX?  Let's say 8 years old at PS launch (1994).  Today: 22.

IMO:
The STEREOTYPES:
Nintendo:  All kids and people who can't handle mature games.  They'll buy anything Nintendo publishes because of the Nintendo name, and by extension buy little else because it's not Nintendo (unless the other game publisher is also a name they know).  They don't mind being treated like little kids because that's all they're comfortable with.

Sony:  All graphics whores.  Will accept any punishment from Sony and beg for more.  The failure of the PS3 to follow in the footsteps of the PS2 has driven them more or less insane, which may explain the extreme detachment from reality.  However, they are still able to instantaneously accept Sony PR as unshakeable fact, even when it is clearly false or contradicts earlier orders.  Ages range from 14 to 34, but they all act 17.

Microsoft:  All MEN because it's a MANLY sytem and not for pussies.  Every single one of them loves FPSes and thinks that Halo (or 2 or 3) is the best FPS ever.  Also big racing fans.  They only love JRPGs insofar as they get to rub the 360's large selection in Sony fans' faces.  Mostly older than the Sony set, but somehow they all turn into 10-year-olds when trash talking.  Well, 10-year-old homophobes with Tourette's syndrome.