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1. Release FIFA, based on a sport mostly popular in Europe, Nintendo's weakest market, then act surprised when it doesn't sell. Don't give NA gamers anything they want or a chance to buy anything.
2. Throw up hands and declare Switch not profitable. Shrug shoulders when people point out the problems with Step 1.
3. Add in loot boxes.