pleaserecycle on 24 October 2017
Breath of the Wild is a watermelon. There's no way you're finishing it in one sitting.
Splatoon 2 is an avocado. It looks like you're going to get a lot out of it until you cut it open and find a massive pit.
Fire Emblem Warriors is a starfruit. You're not really sure what to do with it unless you've seen one before.
1-2-Switch is a stick. It's fun to wave around once in awhile but you probably shouldn't eat it.
Mario Kart 8 Deluxe is a banana.
Pokken Tournament DX is a tangerine. It looks like an orange and it kinda tastes like an orange but you're wondering why you can't just have an orange.
ARMS is an acai berry. It was advertised as being fresh and hip and healthy but now everyone has moved on.
