Super Mario Bros. - A lot of people talk about this game as though it were a masterpiece but I just plain did not like it. What the fuck am I doing? Just jumping on stuff? Headbutting floating blocks? And why the hell am I trying to jump on a flag? The game had no soul, nothing I could identify with or care about. I played it many, many times (games were expensive back then so you replayed what you had) but I always gave up quickly and went to do something more interesting, like watching weeds grow.
Uncharted 2 - Honestly, I barely played this, even though I own it. Keep in mind that this was one of the games that convinced me to buy a PS3 (along with The Last Guardian (shut up)). A few minutes of QTE-platforming and I'm wondering why I'm even bothering. Might as well just watch a cutscene, it would be less annoying.
Tomb Raider reboot - Speaking of QTEs. This is a game that I actually hate rather than mildly dislike. I have two copies (one for free) on PC and console and uninstalled both with relish. "Game over" QTEs can go die in a fucking fire along with "why am I even playing" auto-platforming.
The Stick of Truth - It was kind of interesting at first but then ... yeah, combat happened. I'm very disappointed that I couldn't get a refund for the $5 I spent on it.
Super Mario Bros. 3 - See above. I do rate this higher, however, because Yoshi.
Red Dead Redemption - Poor mechanics, empty world, annoying horse.
Crysis 3 - I finished the game but it really, really wasn't very good. Ignore the long walks with nothing happening where, I guess, you're just supposed to be awed by the graphics. I can deal with that. It's just that everything else was subpar, as well. Crysis died a very sad death.
