Created a new baseline (Blade Runner) test for NPD enthousiasts. It's cringe I know
"Recite your baseline."
You: And a Nintendo system was released... A system of joycons interlinked within a tablet interlinked within a dock interlinked within one system... And with supply constraints it was killing it, a Zelda game was played.
Interrogator: "Sales."
You: "Sales."
Interrogator: "Have you followed all NPD's? Sales."
You: "Sales."
Interrogator: "Did you buy a Switch? Sales."
You: "Sales."
Interrogator: "When you're not performing your duties do they let you play your Switch? Sales."
You: "Sales."
Interrogator: "Killing it."
You: "Killing it."
Interrogator: "What's it like to see the Switch sell great? Killing it."
You: "Killing it."
Interrogator: "Did they teach you how to feel HD rumble to HD rumble? Killing it."
You: "Killing it."
Interrogator: "Do you long for playing Odyssey? Killing it."
You: "Killing it."
Interrogator: "Do you dream about playing Odyssey... ?"
You: "Killing it."
Interrogator: "What's it like to hold your Switch in your hands? Killing it."
You: "Killing it."
Interrogator: "September NPD thread? Killing it."
You: "Killing it."
Interrogator: "With sales killing it."
You: "With sales killing it."
Interrogator: "Why don't you say that three times: With sales killing it."
You: "With sales killing it. With sales killing it. With sales killing it."
