Rath said: Invent yourself a character who has amusing aspects that people can relate to, perhaps find something to parody. Personally I find the idea of a person who always completely makes a mess of the reviews in a slightly embarassingly cringey type of funny to be quite appealing. |
That sounds kinda like Emily Litella.
a.l.e.x00 said: Thanks for the advice, but I must ask, why not use the word "secrete?" |
The word "ooze" would be better. That's where an editor could help you out.