Given that Breath of the Wild lootboxes random things with buy once figurines than constant purchases I'd say you are looking a bit too half-empty at things.
The (S)NES issue is frankly overblown. Just V.C them if you care that much.
The Democratic Nintendo fan....is that a paradox? I'm fond of one of the more conservative companies in the industry, but I vote Liberally and view myself that way 90% of the time?