| mjk45 said: Was at a party and I remember standing around a fire and smoking some hash , it was cracker night here in Australia and some one gave me a large firecracker almost as big as a cigarette , I got distracted and kept holding it in my left hand about twenty minutes later I remember lighting a cigarette and hearing a fizzing sound at the same time as my "cigarette" was smacked out of my mouth followed by a loud bang , the cigarette was in fact that firecracker and my friend Tim knocked it away , I was obviously very grateful realising what injury it could have caused and then ten minutes after telling Tim that he having his shit together saved my ass , I heard another loud bang and there's Tim running up the backyard yelling out my cock's exploded , my cock's exploded , it turned out that he was having a pee against the back fence when the next door neighbours kid threw a cracker over the fence that exploded in front of him around groin hight . the moral to this story , don't try to smoke firecrackers and watch out for exploding cocks. |
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