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AngryLittleAlchemist said:
You might judge games "too quickly" but I can't blame you when Horizon has a terrible opening. 

1st Grader's comprehension of the Scarlet Letter
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Extremely dramatic acting
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Dialogue Wheel
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Names like "Alloy" and "Rost" 
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scripted tutorial that acts like the player is a badass
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Alloy narrating every single thing she thinks to the character 
=
Whatever the opposite of viagra is

 

AngryLittleAlchemist said:
VAMatt said:

The devs have been very upfront about how its not intended to feel like Doom 3.  It is intended to feel like Doom 1, which it does. 

No it doesn't. People are too quick to applaud it and say "it plays like Doom 1!" just because it's fast paced. It plays very little like Doom.

pokoko said:
Why do people like Uncharted? The "platforming" makes me feel like I don't even need to be in the room. Does it get better?

Idk if this is a joke, but no it doesnt

 

Boy don't ya seem like a likeable fellow....Which games do you enjoy?! just asking...