Porcupine_I on 02 August 2017
Folks, here's a story about Minnie the Mooch-ah
He was a red hot hoochie-koocher
He was the roughest, toughest frail
But Minnie had a mouth as big as a whale
Hardee hardee hardee har!
“It appeared that there had even been demonstrations to thank Big Brother for raising the chocolate ration to twenty grams a week. And only yesterday, he reflected, it had been announced that the ration was to be reduced to twenty grams a week. Was it possible that they could swallow that, after only twenty-four hours? Yes, they swallowed it.”
- George Orwell, ‘1984’
