monocle_layton on 21 June 2017
| AngryLittleAlchemist said: I wish I had sex on the beach ;_; |
Can't imagine it being nice
All the sand will just make it unbearable. The sand sticks to your sweaty body as pieces of gravel enter your butt and genitals. Gravel in the tip of my junk doesn't sound that neat if you ask me. Also, crabs and whatnot are everywhere. Blegh. Add in the smell of fish, but I'm sure you'll already smell the scent of fish if you go down on a girl.
