Nintendo announces that Mario dumps the princesses and maries Samus.
The princesses get mad and start dating each othere and never go straight again.
Zelda gives Link the boot and starts dating Luigi.
There is not real hardware in the Wii it´s put together of Pikmins and that they will come out and reveal themselves.
Fox is getting out of the war and starts a dating service.
Bowser turns gay and starts going out with Ganondorf.
Vaio - "Bury me at Milanello" R.I.P AC Milan
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.
Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
If laughing is the best medicine and marijuana makes you laugh
Is marijuana the best medicine?
"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind."
“If any creator has not played Mario, then they’re probably not a good creator. That’s something I can say with 100 percent confidence. Mario is, for game creators, the development bible.
