How to be an attention seeking a--hole

[monocle_layton]

BraLoD said:

axumblade said:

But most dogs are directly reflective of their owner. So if you had an owner that was an asshole, you would likely also be an asshole but in a subordinate kind of way...

Dogs are attention seeking and that's what makes them assholes!

You are there doing nothing and they jump on you and lick your face!

You get home and they jump on you and scratch you and if you fall they lick your face!

You look at them and they get all happy and jump on you and lick you face!

You get where I'm getting here!

Happiness? Blegh, makes me sick to my stomach