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Alot of bad things tend to happen to me the week around around my birthday so I try be a shut-in around that time. I remember one particular birthday, I had pink eye, a bad cold (my nose kept leaking snot) and my ex-girlfriend's friend cut me with my own knife when she tried to had it back to me. I had to get stitches.