The server was like:
"Dum de dum dum dum"
...and then snake was like:
*beep*beep "Colonel! I see my chance to strike. Where is his weak point?"
Colonel: "Look at his left knee Snake. You see the red glowing light?"
Snake: "Um yeah, kinda obvious isn't it."
Colonel: "The designers weren't too smart."
Two minutes later, server down. Win.
I don't need your console war.
It feeds the rich while it buries the poor.
You're power hungry, spinnin' stories, and bein' graphics whores.
I don't need your console war.
NO NO, NO NO NO.