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Maybe I just haven't had sex that's good enough, but I think I'll take video games. I have two perfectly functional hands, and there's ways to get even more pleasure quite easily. Replacing video games is much harder though, and I really enjoy them.

Of course that's assuming the choice applies forever. If it's just for a relatively short while, I'll probably take sex instead.