"Well you see, I pretty much utterly fucked up the handling of it, and for mysterious reasons that we'll never fully divulge, we never could actually maintain a steady supply to keep up with demand, even though it's making us major money. So our best bet is to cancel it now, making it more rare and MORE expensive than we're already allowing the scalper market to sell it for, and then we can put out a SNES Mini next year that will ALSO be impossible to get and we'll under-supply. Please understand."







