The story was anecdotal at best, downright terrible, even for Zelda standards. Doesn't matter too much since the game isn't narrative-focused at all, but I was expecting something a little better.
My bet with The_Liquid_Laser: I think the Switch won't surpass the PS2 as the best selling system of all time. If it does, I'll play a game of a list that The_Liquid_Laser will provide, I will have to play it for 50 hours or complete it, whatever comes first.