Veknoid Ranks the Star Wars Movies

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I've watched all the movies this year and I've actually came to the conclusion that TFA is the worst movie out of the bunch. It was a shock to me, since I genuinely enjoyed it in the cinema, much more than the new Trilogy by Lucas back in the day, but oh well. The Phantom Menace is the second worst out of the mainline movies, but Liam Neeson and Darth Maul alone are worth more than the whole TFA, which rips off too much off of A New Hope, while giving a constant and unnecessary aura of rush, not explaining what the heck is actually going on in the galaxy and why I should care about what's going on (planets got lown up... so what?) and throws a bucketload of annoying acting on top of it. John Boyega is officially more annoying than Jar Jar Binks! I hate his character, hate the way he plays him, he ruins the whole movie for me (I really don't like dubbing, but I actually found he's less annoying when dubbed in Polish. He was still terrible, but this goes to show just how terrible Boyega is - the less of him, the better). Poe Damron isn't far behind Finn either. Can't stand such cut-out plastic characters. Christensen deserves an Oscar for his Anakin next to these guys.

My list goes like this:

1 - Empire Strikes Back
2 - A New Hope
3 - Return of the Jedi
4 - Revenge of the Sith
5 - Attack of the Clones
6 - The Phantom Menace
7 - The Force Awakens

Rogue One is duking it out with The Force Awakens, I've only seen it once so it's too early for me to place it, plus it's only a spin-off.

All in all I think it's sad that the new movies aren't made by Lucas. I hate the cringeworthy "funny" moments he put into the new trilogy, but overall these are really solid movies and have that magic touch to them. Something the new movies sorely lack.

 

PS. Han shot first.