d21lewis on 05 June 2008
Toys 'R Us has no idea what I'm talking about. The day is not saved.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. I have a plan. But first, I need some cigarettes, a cardboard box, some stealth camoflage, and a tranquilizer gun..........
On launch day, I'm going to put the stealh camoflage into the cardboard box. Then, I'm setting the box on fire with the cigarettes. When everyone's distracted by the fire, I'll buy the console/game on day one at Best Buy. Then, when the action in MGS4 gets too intense and awesome, I'll shoot myself with the tranquilizer gun to calm myself down. It's GENIUS!!
