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2006 I nearly stopped eating Pizza for the rest of my life. Ordered from Dominoes (yeah first mistake) ate some and was fine. Until a few hours later I was in hunched over pain. I was vomiting like crazy. Shitting and puking at once. At some point I was in so much pain I wanted to die. I asked my then upstairs landlord to get me some kaopectate. He did and helped for like 5 minutes before I was sick again and got so bad I collapsed on the floor and tried to crawl to the phone to call 911. I passed out woke up the next day and while I am not religious two Mormon Missionaries showed up at my door. My door was unlocked since I passed out. They came in helped me and the very next day started my new job at Gamestop. I was queasy all day but a county mile better than just a couple days before.

Turned out a bad batch of Tomato sauce and I was sick for a week. Up to that point I never felt so much pain and suffering (heh until I got Congestive Heart Failure a few years later) Did not eat any pizza for a couple years. I do now but never again from Dominoes.