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Nintendo will step on stage and make the following announcement:

"After reading BruceonGames blog, we just realized how pointless are our business models. We are droping support for the Wii and DS. Time to graduate to HD".



Satan said:

"You are for ever angry, all you care about is intelligence, but I repeat again that I would give away all this superstellar life, all the ranks and honours, simply to be transformed into the soul of a merchant's wife weighing eighteen stone and set candles at God's shrine."