I'm kidding about the arrogance of course. I promise I'm not actually that much of a bitch. :P
Anyway, I is a 34-year-old lady (unfortunately from the U.S. state of Texas) who has been gaming roughly since the dawn of time. It all began when I was five (which, for historical context, was back in 1987). My dad had gotten a Nintendo Entertainment System along with Duck Hunt, Ghosts n' Goblins, and Super Mario Bros. the previous year...
I'm a 44-year-old man who's been gaming since 1977. My dad had gotten an Atari 2600 with Combat, Space Invaders, Superman, and... I forgot.