Why isn't samus in a mario kart game?

[The Ghost of RubangB]

Rath said:

The Ghost of RubangB said:

sc94597 said:

The Ghost of RubangB said:
I think it's proof that G-d wants Samus in the next Mario Kart, and he's manipulating everybody here to keep posting in this thread until Nintendo notices.

So I'm like jesus? I'm an atheist though.

I'm an atheist too, but this thread is starting to make me question that...

 If you're an atheist then why do you use g-d? I mean its not like you can be afraid of offending something that doesn't exist by erasing its name.

 Oh I don't fear things I don't believe in.  I don't even fear things I do believe in.  I just think it's cute to hyphen out the O.